Something

I'm gonna throw someting out there, if you like it keep it with you, take it into your heart. If you don't, just throw it right back....I wanna be on you.

P.S.P.

It was a dark night. The moon was out. It was a little cold out and three men ventured into a dangerous part of town to seek out a device that would change the way people think about sheep porn. Yes, ladies and gentle we saught out the P.S.P. Portable Sheep Porn. I must say that as far as sheep fucking goes, this device is top notch. The pixels on the widescreen just scream out. "BAH!! BAAAHHH!!"

Oh yeah, there was this other thing we picked up, it plays games and shit. And it's pretty badass, it's almost as fun as killing wolverines, I guess. And since I'm pretty good with a bow staff I guess I can handle carrying it around and not being judged by it. I mean, it is just a Sony product after all.

I'll elaborate more on that later, but for now, patience.

Arrgghh

I freaking hate blogger.

A bit of an Irish Jig

St. Patty's Day has come and gone, and like most people that represent Irish people on that day, I was in the bar drinking Guiness after Guiness. Now, I"m not normally a fan of Guiness, but for some reason it just seemed appropriate for the day.

I also got to hear a few bands play, and that was exciting. The normal bands they had were kinda lame, and I'm fairly sure I could throw together a better band in no time, but their were those crazy bagpipers there too, and they were pretty good.

It was a good time and I always enjoy going out for a drink.

I'm excited.

Why am I excited you ask? Because I just read that Dave Matthews Band has a new studio album coming out on May 10th. Sure, they've released about ten thousand live cds since their last studio album, but I never get the same feeling that I listen too thir new stuff for the first time, and I know I'm probably not gonna like it the first time I listen too it, because I'm pretty much like that with most bands I listen to. I can't tell you how long it took me to really listen to my Brand New cd before it really started growing on me, but I digress.

For some strange reason I've always liked Dave Matthews Band. Maybe it's because they sound a little bit different then most things you hear on the radio right now. They have a world music feel to them that I really dig. It's just my thing, I don't know, I like music that isn't confined to the standard rock formula.

That's the kind of thing I'm hoping to get done once I get this record label going. I'm really not about discriminating against types of music, I am however all about talent.

Aight ya'll.

So, my (beastiality loving) host did a little "work" on my site earlier. I must say it was quite entertaining, if you caught it, that's all fine and dandy. It was quite funny though.

Where my crew at?

So, I was watching a new MTV show called "Borrow My Crew". It's an interesting idea where a normal person gets to live like their favorite celeb for a couple of days. On the episode that I caught a guy got P. Diddy's crew. It was really interesting to see what kind of people a music mogal has around him at all times.

He's got:

A personal assistant that does the bitch work, like holding an umbrella.

A guy that acts as a liason between him and everyone else in the world, which means he carries the cell phones, one for important music calls and the other just for regular calls.

A driver.

A barber that's always on call.

A jewler on call.

I could keep going here, but there's just too much.

Anyway, that brings me to my point, I need a "crew". Unfortunately for me I don't currently know anyone that could fill any of these positions, so I'm taking applications.

If you are interested in applying for said "crew" please send your resume to Sheep@sheepshirts.com I'm let him search through all the applicants and choose only the best suitable for my crew. Along with your resume please send your turn-ons and turn-offs along with Beastiality pics, because Sheep is really into that kind of thing. I however am not and your application will probably be deleted after Sheep sees the pics.