The Best Post Randy Will Ever Write

Went out to the casino tonight. I'm not sure why exactly god chose for me to loose all my money and still punish me afterward anyway, but thats exactly what happened. Nick was off picking up hot chicks, while I got right to work losing my hard earned money. Really hot chicks. Like, one of them talked to me, but I got scared and ran away to gamble away all my paycheck. It took all of 25 minutes for the casino to suck away not only my cash, but my self esteem as well.

So, fighting through Nick's screaming fans, I watched as he finished his last round of DDR and hopped off the machine, not even breaking a sweat.

Well, okay.. he might have looked sorta.. uh... well.. really tired, but you know, that was just so the other guys playing didn't look so bad. Always thinking about others, that Nick.

Anyway we left and I was starting to feel just a little bit better about things when I hit a deer at 55 mph. The car was headed off the road straight into a ditch, but I somehow managed to steer away. We went into a fishtail and after swinging back and forth a few times we eventually spun a full 180 and ended up facing the exact opposite direction. It was just like the movies. I don't know how I kept my car on the road, but part of me suspects that Nick reached over in all the chaos and helped steer us back to safety.

Everyone was freaking out, but Nick kept us all calm. We got outside to check the damage and it doesn't look too bad. I suppose things could have deffinitely been worse. Nick could have been hurt, for example.

I should note that Joe was there too. I don't want to hurt his feelings by leaving him out of the story completely. Joe was in the backseat crying while all of this was going on. Partly because he was scared, and partly because he felt really bad for the deer, who was at that very moment on his way out into the forest, with an ass full of glass.

Yes, our fuzzy woodland friend was no doubt, soon to experience the last few minutes of his life. He scampered off into the woods slowly dragging what remained of his hind legs, where he would surely die a painfully agonizing death, as the blood slowly drained from his body.

Yes, justice had been served. So we told Joe to shut the hell up and we continued on our way back home.

All in all, my car is a little messed up, but we got some laughs, and everything ended okay. My only regret is that I put Nick in danger. Then again, if he hadn't been there to calm and assure us that everything would be okay, I don't know how that I would be here today. It's something to think about, I guess.

In honor of Nick's assistance tonight, I've even begun writing like him. Yes, you might have wondered why our styles were suddenly so alike. It's because I admire him so much. It's surely not because this is Nick pretending to be Randy. No...

Week thus far.

Some how God sat down and said:

"Hey why don't I just fuck up Randy's life everyday this week?"

He/She seems to be doing a great job at it. Everyday this past week, things seems to get worse and worse. So, I've come to the conclusion that there is no God....And on the Revelation, I'm gonna hit the bar. Later Children.


EDIT: The bar was great, I some how ended up enjoying free beer. I went into the bar with $20 and I walked out with $26 and 2 beers down my throat. I'm not sure how this happened, but who am I to question a higher power.

It's hard son....

My new hardware came. I'm now rocking a new laptop. It's teh sexy. I also picked up an external hard drive for it. It's pretty F'n sweet. I think I'm in love, with a laptop computer.

New Music For Cheap

Alright, for those of you that are looking to pick up something new, or at least experience with some indie/emo-ish music, I recommend picking up this cheap CD.



You can hear clips of each song by clicking Here

Enjoy.

Oh my something new.

I awaken to a white world. And it's pretty damned bright, But no school this morning so that makes me happy. That's two Mondays in a row that I don't have anything to do.

After the initial happiness of watching the news to find out that there was no morning classes, I caught a story about Microsoft or "M". Well, M decided that they'd finally come out with an AntiSpyware Program that's free for Windows users. I guess it's a step in the right direction since Lavasoft has been getting some heat on themselves because of their Ad-aware program. Lavasoft "supposedly" (I say supposedly because there is no evidence found yet and neither company are verifying the information) has a deal with a company that uses spyware, which means that Ad-aware would overlook any pop-ups and such from said company.

This isn't really that big of a deal, but it got M to finally acknowledge the Ad/Spy-ware problem. I've downloaded and tried the program. I'm using a new computer, so I don't have a good example of how good the program is yet because after the initial scan it found nothing. Which is good I guess since I'm pretty sure the computer hasn't been to any sites that would've caused spyware to infect the computer. Thank God.

You can get the Beta version of the AntiSpyware Program Here

EDIT: I realize Josh wrote about this last week, but since I never really read his posts all the way through unless I'm bored, I just never finished it and didn't pay any attention until he commented.

I'm out Bitches.

The Countdown Begins-New Computer arriving Friday By Noon.

Attend the Tale of Candy Train err...Blandy Raine errr... Rand

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please!!!

Ahh, I went and saw Sweeney Todd last night with a couple of friends from work. The only reason they wanted to see it was because Affleck did it in "Jersey Girl." It was really good, but I didn't know exactly how tragic it'd be. It just seems like everyone dies in this play. It's kind of sad really. I did pick up two great phrases from it though.

"Pussy Pie"

A term that was used to describe the meat another pie shop has been using.

And

"Spliting the muff"

A term used by a hooker for obvious reasons.

Now use them in a sentence. For example=
"I like to eat pussy pie before spliting the muff."

And on that note I bid you farewell.

Two steps forward one step back......

Aight Mang.

More music work hath been done. It's been a big uphill battle thus far. Getting everyone to work together was a little bit of a difficult task, but it's all coming together now, even if it is just for this one project. After I'm done with this track though I'm gonna continue to record with these guys. It won't be a group thing of course, but different projects that each come up with. This is just turning out to be one big learning experience.
I've worked with bands before, but not in the postition that I'm currently in, most of the time I was just the drummer, now I'm producing and it's actually a lot harder than I thought it'd be. Taking in everyone's input and just trying to make people understand what's best for the song isn't always what's best for them takes a lot of talking. I'm sure it'll all be good. And I've got a deadline now. The track must be completed by March 19. And by Gawd it will be.