Where my crew at?

So, I was watching a new MTV show called "Borrow My Crew". It's an interesting idea where a normal person gets to live like their favorite celeb for a couple of days. On the episode that I caught a guy got P. Diddy's crew. It was really interesting to see what kind of people a music mogal has around him at all times.

He's got:

A personal assistant that does the bitch work, like holding an umbrella.

A guy that acts as a liason between him and everyone else in the world, which means he carries the cell phones, one for important music calls and the other just for regular calls.

A driver.

A barber that's always on call.

A jewler on call.

I could keep going here, but there's just too much.

Anyway, that brings me to my point, I need a "crew". Unfortunately for me I don't currently know anyone that could fill any of these positions, so I'm taking applications.

If you are interested in applying for said "crew" please send your resume to Sheep@sheepshirts.com I'm let him search through all the applicants and choose only the best suitable for my crew. Along with your resume please send your turn-ons and turn-offs along with Beastiality pics, because Sheep is really into that kind of thing. I however am not and your application will probably be deleted after Sheep sees the pics.