P.S.P.

It was a dark night. The moon was out. It was a little cold out and three men ventured into a dangerous part of town to seek out a device that would change the way people think about sheep porn. Yes, ladies and gentle we saught out the P.S.P. Portable Sheep Porn. I must say that as far as sheep fucking goes, this device is top notch. The pixels on the widescreen just scream out. "BAH!! BAAAHHH!!"

Oh yeah, there was this other thing we picked up, it plays games and shit. And it's pretty badass, it's almost as fun as killing wolverines, I guess. And since I'm pretty good with a bow staff I guess I can handle carrying it around and not being judged by it. I mean, it is just a Sony product after all.

I'll elaborate more on that later, but for now, patience.