Attend the Tale of Candy Train err...Blandy Raine errr... Rand

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please!!!

Ahh, I went and saw Sweeney Todd last night with a couple of friends from work. The only reason they wanted to see it was because Affleck did it in "Jersey Girl." It was really good, but I didn't know exactly how tragic it'd be. It just seems like everyone dies in this play. It's kind of sad really. I did pick up two great phrases from it though.

"Pussy Pie"

A term that was used to describe the meat another pie shop has been using.

And

"Spliting the muff"

A term used by a hooker for obvious reasons.

Now use them in a sentence. For example=
"I like to eat pussy pie before spliting the muff."

And on that note I bid you farewell.