Feeling Gamish?
There is no Halo 2. It doesn't exist, you're just playing a simulation of Halo 1, it's all just an illusion, to keep you occupied while the unthinkable is happening.
Microsoft is trying to take over the world, but not just the electronic world, I'm talking the whole F'n world. While the nerds that normally keep them in check and talk about how bad Microsoft is, are all playing their Halo 2 or debating on if Halo 2 is better than Halo 1 or anything like that, Microsoft is building a mass army readying itself for world conquest. Giant Mechs have been built, hell they've ever be training people for years without us knowing it. Who really needed a $200 controller for a Mech game huh? Those tiny little soldiers that are bound to control the real Robot Tanks, that's who.
MechAssault and Steel Batallion weren't just video games...they were battle plans. SO, while the people of the world are out in the world have Halo 2 on the brain, watch out for the Big M to come and destroy your town faster than a Covenant Brute.
Microsoft is trying to take over the world, but not just the electronic world, I'm talking the whole F'n world. While the nerds that normally keep them in check and talk about how bad Microsoft is, are all playing their Halo 2 or debating on if Halo 2 is better than Halo 1 or anything like that, Microsoft is building a mass army readying itself for world conquest. Giant Mechs have been built, hell they've ever be training people for years without us knowing it. Who really needed a $200 controller for a Mech game huh? Those tiny little soldiers that are bound to control the real Robot Tanks, that's who.
MechAssault and Steel Batallion weren't just video games...they were battle plans. SO, while the people of the world are out in the world have Halo 2 on the brain, watch out for the Big M to come and destroy your town faster than a Covenant Brute.
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