My History Of The World Part 1
The world was started with one word. God.
Unfortuanately God, hasn't been available for comment for about 2,000 years, so we have no proof to that, other than a book called the Bible, which if you've got an original signed copy of you'd have more money than anyone living today. Thus lies a problem, who wrote the Bible??? If you look at it there's no author. There's all the scripts by a bunch of guys with English names that followed a guy with a Spanish name. I'd like to goto the Holy Land and find one guy named Luke or John taking orders from a guy named Jesus. Hell, I can bet I wouldn't even find a guy named Luke or John.
But, I digress.
Ok, so, in my current belief system, the world was started by God. God then created a man named Adam (once again an English name) and a girl named Eve. These names are used with each in history all the way up to Blast For The Past staring Alicia Silverstone and Brenden Frasier. So, these two people were the only ones on Earth and everything was happy, until Eve convinced Adam to eat the red devil fruit Apple, and thus solidifying that women will forever be able to control men.
Of course men fought this fact forever trying to make themselves feel better, while holding women down for years and years, not giving them a fair share, making them stay at home, not letting them vote and so on. This continued and even though women are treated like equals today, men still hold a grudge after all these years.
Women of course have always held the power to control men with things like lust and sex and of course cooking and cleaning. But the thing is that women need men and visa-versa. After all, behind every George W. there's a Laura, and behind every Osama, there's a harem of women at his beck and call. And behind every Britney Spears there's a line of guys waiting for her to get plastered. Get my point??
Unfortuanately God, hasn't been available for comment for about 2,000 years, so we have no proof to that, other than a book called the Bible, which if you've got an original signed copy of you'd have more money than anyone living today. Thus lies a problem, who wrote the Bible??? If you look at it there's no author. There's all the scripts by a bunch of guys with English names that followed a guy with a Spanish name. I'd like to goto the Holy Land and find one guy named Luke or John taking orders from a guy named Jesus. Hell, I can bet I wouldn't even find a guy named Luke or John.
But, I digress.
Ok, so, in my current belief system, the world was started by God. God then created a man named Adam (once again an English name) and a girl named Eve. These names are used with each in history all the way up to Blast For The Past staring Alicia Silverstone and Brenden Frasier. So, these two people were the only ones on Earth and everything was happy, until Eve convinced Adam to eat the red devil fruit Apple, and thus solidifying that women will forever be able to control men.
Of course men fought this fact forever trying to make themselves feel better, while holding women down for years and years, not giving them a fair share, making them stay at home, not letting them vote and so on. This continued and even though women are treated like equals today, men still hold a grudge after all these years.
Women of course have always held the power to control men with things like lust and sex and of course cooking and cleaning. But the thing is that women need men and visa-versa. After all, behind every George W. there's a Laura, and behind every Osama, there's a harem of women at his beck and call. And behind every Britney Spears there's a line of guys waiting for her to get plastered. Get my point??
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