I'm Fighting Terrorism....I'm Rollerblading......

Yeah, so when Nick brought up the idea of rollerblading today, the only thought that came to mind was me falling down a lot and dying. Hell, it was a pretty ridiculous idea at the time because I didn't even own a pair of rollerblades.

This idea intrigued me however because I've never tried rollerblading before. I decided I might as well try it. So, I went and purchased myself a pair of rollerblades. I put the blades on and walk up to the rail trail hoping that I don't fall on my ass.

It took me a little while, but I kinda got the hang of it. I did happen to fall down once. Would've probably happened more if Nick wasn't there. But I did it.

But, the question, Will I i do it again? Quite possible. I'm bound to get the hang of it eventually.

Alright, this post is pretty gay. So, I gotta get my cred up again.

So, there was this bitch waiting at a corner, I pulled my car up to her and she's like

"You lookin for a good time?"

And of course I replied with

"Bitch, if I wanted a good time I'd sit on my hand until it goes numb and give myself a stranger."

Then I drove away calmly as if nothing happened.


Randy Out.