Lately I've been a very busy boy. But I did have time to have a sit down with President Bush and talk about some of the imporant issues that will be brought up during the upcoming Presidential Election.
Today's Topic-U.S. Losses in Iraq
BLAINE: So we got the Satan Saddam. When are you gonna stop being an A-Hole and let our troops come home?
PRESIDENT BUSH: The troops will come home when we've completed the mission and — which is a free and secure Iraq. And the capture of Saddam Hussein is a great tribute to the bravery of our troops. And it's a great tribute to the capacity for us to gather intelligence, actionable intelligence, and be able to respond to it very quickly. ...
BLAINE: Tribute my ass. Are you gonna answer my question without that dumb grin on your face or not?
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes.
BLAINE: Ok. Do you know what's happening over there right now?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I do.
BLAINE: Then??
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yeah?
BLAINE: So?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I, first of all — and, you know, I've seen the grief of the moms and dads and husbands and wives and children firsthand. I've had — one of my duties is to — is to, you know, console as best as I can, and weep or hug or whatever is necessary to do my part to try to help. And — but I say thank God our country has got people willing to sacrifice on behalf of peace and freedom ... I have had to make some very difficult decisions about sending brave young Americans into harm's way. And in so doing, they lost their life, and I've asked for God's blessings on their — on the people that love them.
BLAINE: Ummm....Is it worth it?
PRESIDENT BUSH: The — my job is to do everything I can to protect America and Americans. We are at war, and the war on terror is — is the challenge of the 21st century, and we must win the war. And there are different fronts on the war on terror, and I will continue to do what I think is necessary to win that war. I — and the key for me is to remind the loved ones that their troops are getting what is necessary to achieve this objective, that this government's supporting them, and that — and that we honor their memories, and we will not stop short of the objective until we have achieved the objective. ...
PRESIDENT BUSH: ... The way to dishonor a memory of a fallen soldier is to quit too early, is to not to see that America is a more secure country and the world is a more peaceful place. ...
BLAINE: That's true for the families of fallen soldiers, but if we keep dying because our friends died, wouldn't it begin to seem pretty stupid after a while. We keep sending people over to die instead of doing what's right and living our lives.
PRESIDENT BUSH: I, I, I'm — I can't imagine what it would be like to lose a son or a daughter, or a husband, and — or a wife, for that matter, and I — it pains me. ...
BLAINE: But luckily you can cope with all that pain from all the money you're gonna make off this war huh?
PRESIDENT BUSH: That depends on the commanders on the ground, and it's very important for you to understand how I think the commander in chief ought to run a way and a reconstruction effort. My job is to set the goal and to make sure our troops and planners have got the resources necessary to achieve the goal. I depend on the commanders on the ground to make the decisions necessary to achieve the goal: troop levels, troop rotations. ...
BLAINE: ...So, the troops feel you're gay. Your thoughts?
PRESIDENT BUSH: No, I don't think people feel that way. I mean, that would be — if anybody — well, first of all, my, my job is to continue to ask those questions to our, to our military. What more can we do? Can we change flight patterns? Can we harden assets? Can we detect and defuse IEDs? the, these explosive devices, before they happen? And we've asked other countries for technology to help protect our troops. We're doing everything we can to protect the troops, and it's important for their loved ones to understand that.
BLAINE: So, you're sending the troops free condoms?
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes, that's definately in our 5 year plan for Iraq.
BLAINE: Thank you Mr. President now get the hell out of my house you Republican Bastard.
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes Sir, I'm Deeply humbled by your gracious hospitallibility.
BLAINE: That's not even a word DUMBASS
So you can see. I've had a hell of a time here.
Today's Topic-U.S. Losses in Iraq
BLAINE: So we got the Satan Saddam. When are you gonna stop being an A-Hole and let our troops come home?
PRESIDENT BUSH: The troops will come home when we've completed the mission and — which is a free and secure Iraq. And the capture of Saddam Hussein is a great tribute to the bravery of our troops. And it's a great tribute to the capacity for us to gather intelligence, actionable intelligence, and be able to respond to it very quickly. ...
BLAINE: Tribute my ass. Are you gonna answer my question without that dumb grin on your face or not?
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes.
BLAINE: Ok. Do you know what's happening over there right now?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I do.
BLAINE: Then??
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yeah?
BLAINE: So?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I, first of all — and, you know, I've seen the grief of the moms and dads and husbands and wives and children firsthand. I've had — one of my duties is to — is to, you know, console as best as I can, and weep or hug or whatever is necessary to do my part to try to help. And — but I say thank God our country has got people willing to sacrifice on behalf of peace and freedom ... I have had to make some very difficult decisions about sending brave young Americans into harm's way. And in so doing, they lost their life, and I've asked for God's blessings on their — on the people that love them.
BLAINE: Ummm....Is it worth it?
PRESIDENT BUSH: The — my job is to do everything I can to protect America and Americans. We are at war, and the war on terror is — is the challenge of the 21st century, and we must win the war. And there are different fronts on the war on terror, and I will continue to do what I think is necessary to win that war. I — and the key for me is to remind the loved ones that their troops are getting what is necessary to achieve this objective, that this government's supporting them, and that — and that we honor their memories, and we will not stop short of the objective until we have achieved the objective. ...
PRESIDENT BUSH: ... The way to dishonor a memory of a fallen soldier is to quit too early, is to not to see that America is a more secure country and the world is a more peaceful place. ...
BLAINE: That's true for the families of fallen soldiers, but if we keep dying because our friends died, wouldn't it begin to seem pretty stupid after a while. We keep sending people over to die instead of doing what's right and living our lives.
PRESIDENT BUSH: I, I, I'm — I can't imagine what it would be like to lose a son or a daughter, or a husband, and — or a wife, for that matter, and I — it pains me. ...
BLAINE: But luckily you can cope with all that pain from all the money you're gonna make off this war huh?
PRESIDENT BUSH: That depends on the commanders on the ground, and it's very important for you to understand how I think the commander in chief ought to run a way and a reconstruction effort. My job is to set the goal and to make sure our troops and planners have got the resources necessary to achieve the goal. I depend on the commanders on the ground to make the decisions necessary to achieve the goal: troop levels, troop rotations. ...
BLAINE: ...So, the troops feel you're gay. Your thoughts?
PRESIDENT BUSH: No, I don't think people feel that way. I mean, that would be — if anybody — well, first of all, my, my job is to continue to ask those questions to our, to our military. What more can we do? Can we change flight patterns? Can we harden assets? Can we detect and defuse IEDs? the, these explosive devices, before they happen? And we've asked other countries for technology to help protect our troops. We're doing everything we can to protect the troops, and it's important for their loved ones to understand that.
BLAINE: So, you're sending the troops free condoms?
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes, that's definately in our 5 year plan for Iraq.
BLAINE: Thank you Mr. President now get the hell out of my house you Republican Bastard.
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes Sir, I'm Deeply humbled by your gracious hospitallibility.
BLAINE: That's not even a word DUMBASS
So you can see. I've had a hell of a time here.
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