"Penal Code?....I didn't do anything with my penis!"
-Brad (MTV's The Real World)




OK, since I'm sad and watch MTV, it has inspired me to find weird some weird quotes. So I will now give you a shot load of quotes I've found. You may now die happily.



"Keep talking. I'm just gonna start drinking now."
-Isaac (SportsNight"

"I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them."
-Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
-Stewie (Family Guy)

"The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass."
-Red (That 70's Show!)

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."
-Drew (Drew Carrey Show)

"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "I don't hunt so good."
-Reg (The Red Green Show)

" My parents keep asking, "How was school?" It's like saying, "How was that drive-by shooting?" You don't care how it was - you're lucky to get out alive."
-Angela (My So-Called Life)

"Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Eh, screw the whole thing."
-Bender (Futurama)

Ok. That's all I'll give you for now.