"She's Got Legs........And She Knows How To Use Them"
-ZZ Top

Ok, the people in St. Charles have done some pretty weird things since the town came about. I won't get into them right now because that's not what this post is about. But after reading the newspaper today I feel a little better about living in STC.


Zilwaukee is going on having all men over the age of 21 in the Zilwaukee area not shave from Jan. 6 until sometime in June. And if you wish to go clean shaven you most buy a $10 permit from the Township Office.

This bright idea is being brought about because Zilwaukee is celebrating it's 150 year anniversary. And township officials don't think that there's going to be any problems getting this through to the people because all the funds from the permits and penalties of shaving will go towards the celebration of the anniversary.

What The Hell??? The people in Zilwaukee can't be that big of ZZ Top fans can they??

Merry F'n Christmas

May your days be merry and bright. May you give me lots of gifts, because I deserve them dammit.

DDR Day

Well, as most of you know. Tuesday is the official DDR day. But, there are certain rules that need to be followed on this day of sacred days. So I give you

THE RULES OF DDR DAY!!!!!!

1. Don't talk about DDR Day

2. Don't Talk about DDR Day

I can't stress how important rules number 1 and 2 are.

3. If this is your first DDR Day, you will dance

4. If you feel like you cannot continue a round, you may swap out, but your tokens will not be given back by the person you swapped with.

5. Orange Chicken will be consumed after playing DDR. That is of course if you eat Orange Chicken.

6. You must play "End Of the Century" At least once each round.

7. You must replace Tuesday with DDR Day on all of your Calendars.

That is all. Hope to see some on DDR Day. Keep on Dancing. Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

People once again prove my theory......


Ok, so I'm standing in line with my dad at Best Buy today, ready to buy a TV for my Aunt. The line is pretty far back today. It was near the microwave ovens. So, we're standing there and the lady in front of us just leaves the line. Ok so we walk ahead a little. So, we wait. Then a few minutes later the lady that was in front of us canme back into the line, right back where she was. I was like, WTF? My dad didn't say anything about it, so I wasn't gonna make a big deal about it. THen when we got closer to the register she left the line again, only to come back again.

Where the fuck do people get off? What place is it ok to leave a line and come back???? But it is Best Buy so that means, that not only do you have to be a retard to work there but you must also be a retard to shop there. With the exception of me and everyone I know that isn't a real retard.

Return of The Bling


Go see Lord Of The Rings. It's pretty good. Then I will slap you. Just because I can dammit.

Take A Good Look Baby, The Grinch Train Has Left The Station.


Ahh, the Holiday season. It makes me feel miserable. The whole idea of the holidays has become such a corporate thing that companies plan their whole fiscal year around one month. It's ridiculous. Instead of spending more time with family, we spend it doing other things. And spending ungodly amounts of money in order to have a "good" christmas. Don't get me wrong I enjoy the gifts. But, I could honestly live without them. Hence why I never buy joe a gift, hey man we understand each other, we buy ourselves something and call it good, well at least I do, if he hasn't that's his own fault.

But still, we've gotten away from the true meaning of Christmas. Ya know, getting a day off of work. Hallejiuah!! A National Day Off of Work for Most!! WooHoo!!!

But, of course others see it as, ya, know, the Birth of Christ. The day Jesus was born, which really didn't happen in December, it really would've happened in the spring if we wanna look at acturate details, But the churches celebrate other stuff in the spring so they just decided to have something in the winter to feel good about the end of the year.

Then there's the Jews. Or as I call them Joos. And their holiday. Ya know that one. The one that SNL Jewish guys sings about every year. Yea, that one.

I was going somewhere with all this, but I forgot where I was going. Yea, so holidays suck.

Well, Well, Well. I've got a new E-Mail that I can be reached at. It's on a new server that seems pretty cool, but he's kind of a dick. A dick named Nick. So you can catch me at Randy@sheepshirts.com

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Ummm, yea.

Being drunk

While being drunk is fun, being in a drunken state while at a party with "old-friends" can cause awkward moments. I won't get into it. But people are really happy when they're drunk. And if I wasn't drunk at the time, I think I would've looked at everything a lot differently, but of course, I was smashed and didn't care, ahh, my life.

Best Buy must Hire the dumbest people alive.

So, ya goto Best Buy. Ya wanna buy something. You know exactly what it is, how much it's gonna cost, and where it's at in the store. So, you pick up said item. Then come the ASSOCIATES *SHRIEK IN HORROR*. First it's the standard
"hey, so you like that huh?"
well, I am holding it looking at it, so I must hate it!!! Re RE. "So are ya gonna go with that today"
....Yup, I'm gonna buy it.
"Would you like to here about our amazingly expensive service plan?"
Nope, I work at Media Play I know how it all works.
"OK, for buying this you qualify for our awesome Netflix program, you get 2 free weeks, just for getting this today."
I've had it...I sell them myself.
"Oh, would you like to sign up for 8 free issues of Entertainment weekly or Sports Illustarted?" No.
"Are you sure? You qualify for it today."
I qualify for it everyday you freakin Re-Re.
"Ok, let's just ring you up then."
(five minutes later)
"Ok, let's just ring you up then."
(ten minutes later)
"Ya sure you don't wanna sign up for Entertainment Weekly?"
*Fighting urge to Kill*
"Ok, let's just ring you up then."
Here's my money.
"Oh wait we have no till in this drawer. Code 6 to Home Theater"
*Look to Joe*(Fucking Re-Res).
(20 minutes later)
"Ok, let's ring you up then."
You do that.
"Ok, now let's goto a register that has money."
*ARGHHH!!!*
(30 minutes later)
(Cashier Girl)"Oh I like ringing these up!"
Yeah, It's only been wrung up like 10 times already.
"Would you like to sign up for Entertainment Weekly or SI?"
*To cute to yell at*
No thanks.
"Have a Nice Day"
You too.

Now I remember why I hated working under a Best Buy owned company. They have no freakin clue what their doing.

I Hope this song starts a craze




I searched high and low....The Great Sword was in my grasp. I could see it. I could feel it. I looked left, I looked right. I took a step towards it looking cautiously around every corner. I took another step , and another. And there it was the chest in which holds the great sword. I ran towards it and then it happened....*SPLAT*..A boulder came screaming around the corner and killed me, squashing me flat into the ground, showing no mercy. Oh well, I have to do it tomorrow too, It's all a part of the life of the video game hero. Everyone against you. Only a few friends to turn to and their rarely there when it matters most. And baddies everywhere with only one goal, kill you on site. Man, why couldn't have I been in a Barbie game? I could've killed easily killed Ken and his boyfriend and nailed all the chics, end game. I'm chillin at the dream house sippin crys by the pool watchin my bitches wash the cars naked. But no, day after day I have to battle Evil across the ages. I'm the freakin hero of time, with a chic that has special powers but never uses them when it matters. Sure use them to hold off Ganon, but when I don't have a condom, "sorry, can't do anything about it, run to the great fairy and get some." Hell, I'd rather do the fairy. Why can't I ever get some real time to have fun? Everything I do seems as though it's scripted, and here I am again saving the world. Why can't that dork Tingle save the world for once? Hell, he confuses me with his jibberish, maybe he'd get Ganon to just kill himself, and I'd get a day off for once. Yeah, that's be great. No saving the world, just chillin with my honey. Oh, The Legend Of Zelda.

So far, from my parents this christmas, I'm getting a remote starter for my car and a cleam room....It really scared the crap outta me to come home and see a clean room when I left it in it's dirty glory this morning. In other news. It was super duper discount day at work, and I bough tme some nice mario and lugi goodness. alone with SNL best of Will Farrell and A Wireless desktop system for my computer......ahhh......no more wires for me. the awesome ness, of it all.......

Quick note that I should've brought up in the last post. That last post.

The previous post was entirely fictional. It has nothing to do with anyone I know in anyway shape or form. But it is an excerpt from my soon to be written then published inspirational book, "Don't Fuck Up Your Life" By Randy J. Blaine D.D.R.....S.

You awake to see nothing. The world you once saw is longer there for you to see. All you see is darkness. Darkness everywhere. You search around for that glimpse of light that once brought power to your world, that once spilled forth with visual splendor, but it is gone. Your light has run away.

So, you listen now, you hear your world instead of see it. You hear every click, every chirp, every ching ching, every car that ever goes by every house on your road. The noise soothes you , and it works as your new set of eyes.

Alas, what if you heard like this before the light was gone? What if, you listened all the time like you do now? What if you would've heard the signs telling you something bad was gonna happen? What if that car horn had gone off a little sooner? Would you have had time to stop? Didn't the screeching of the tires give you any indication what was happening? Were you listening?? Oh you were??? To the radio?? To your cellphone?? To anything?? To me??
Was it me talking to you? Is it my fault you were upset? Did I tell you to go? Oh....No....

The Light in your world is gone, but others still burns, but I still see your light, and it's as bright as it ever was.

I wanna make stupid little internet short movies. I got ideas for some, and I'm hoping to get a digital video camera for christmas. Yeah, then I will rule the world!!!!