I Hope this song starts a craze




I searched high and low....The Great Sword was in my grasp. I could see it. I could feel it. I looked left, I looked right. I took a step towards it looking cautiously around every corner. I took another step , and another. And there it was the chest in which holds the great sword. I ran towards it and then it happened....*SPLAT*..A boulder came screaming around the corner and killed me, squashing me flat into the ground, showing no mercy. Oh well, I have to do it tomorrow too, It's all a part of the life of the video game hero. Everyone against you. Only a few friends to turn to and their rarely there when it matters most. And baddies everywhere with only one goal, kill you on site. Man, why couldn't have I been in a Barbie game? I could've killed easily killed Ken and his boyfriend and nailed all the chics, end game. I'm chillin at the dream house sippin crys by the pool watchin my bitches wash the cars naked. But no, day after day I have to battle Evil across the ages. I'm the freakin hero of time, with a chic that has special powers but never uses them when it matters. Sure use them to hold off Ganon, but when I don't have a condom, "sorry, can't do anything about it, run to the great fairy and get some." Hell, I'd rather do the fairy. Why can't I ever get some real time to have fun? Everything I do seems as though it's scripted, and here I am again saving the world. Why can't that dork Tingle save the world for once? Hell, he confuses me with his jibberish, maybe he'd get Ganon to just kill himself, and I'd get a day off for once. Yeah, that's be great. No saving the world, just chillin with my honey. Oh, The Legend Of Zelda.